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Aug 21

I admit – we like Tim Tebow.  We wouldn’t have this site if we didn’t.  But check out this article we found on the web.  It’s a little over the top about our guy Tebow.  Thoughts?


This first story is about a boy who has become a man in front of our very eyes. His name is Timothy Richard Tebow. Let’s just say, if I could have a son-in-law, he would look exactly like Tim Tebow. If I could have a son, he would be as honorable as Tim Tebow. If I could have a daughter, he would be as chaste as Tim Tebow. This leads me to the main topic of today, Tim Tebow.

Reasons why I want to have Tim Tebow as my son or daughter:

1. Handsome. Tim Tebow is handsome. Thats all there is to it. When he looks in a mirror, it melts, because mirrors look like ice and ice melts when it is hot. Tim Tebow is so hot that he can melt mirrors.

2. Running. Tim Tebow is so good at running, he could run for president and he would probably win. This leads me to an interesting fact about Tim Tebow. He is great outside the pocket, everyone knows that. BUT, it is a little known fact that Tim Tebow doesn’t wear pants with pockets. If that isn’t irony then I don’t know what is.

3. Charismatic. Tim Tebow is charismatic. Did anyone see his speech last year when he won the Heisman trophy? I didn’t, but Tim is like King Midas. Everything he touches turns into gold, car parts, and Heisman trophies, and Percy Harvin. Think about it, he walks into the room, touches the lamp, the lamp turns into car parts. All of the sudden, your dodge caravan has a new exhaust system, and your own son did it free of charge.

4. Ticklish. You wouldn’t know it by looking at Tim Tebow, but he is really ticklish. There’s nothing cuter than a kid getting tickled by a full grown man, except for a full grown man tickling or getting tickled by Tim Tebow. Imagine that.

5. Ice Cream. Tim Tebow “hates” ice cream. Most kids love ice cream, so imagine if you had a kid that hated it. You would save thousands of dollars just on chocolate ice cream alone, I cant even begin to calculate the money you would save from vanilla-based ice creams.

6. Childbirth. Tim Tebow was born on the same day as Alexander Graham Bell, aka “Alexander the Great” , aka Mr. Boost Mobile. If you didn’t know that, then you also probably didn’t know that Tim Tebow loves Josh Groban, which is kinda weird because he dislikes almost every Josh Harnett movie, except for 28 days later. (Tim thinks Josh Harnett is in 28 days later, but I don’t have the will to tell him otherwise)

7. Polite. Tim Tebow is polite. He says thank you after everything, he washes the dishes, he sets the table, he’s always early, and he’ll always help a friend when he’s down…except for one time when he ran over his 4th best friend, middle linebacker Jerry Franklin of the Arkansas Razorbacks. He apologized right after the play though.

8. Chores. Has anyone ever seen Tim Tebow mow a lawn? Not unless you’re from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida (or occasionally Durbin and Twentymile) If you haven’t I suggest you find out.

9. Jewelry. This applies mostly for daughters, but if your daughter was Tim Tebow, you wouldn’t ever have to buy her jewelry. Tim just isn’t a really big fan of it.

10.  This haiku describes Tim Tebow to a T, pun intended. It is entitled “gameday”

Thousands cheer
Just one man
Tim Tebow


So very flattering but a bit much I’d say.  Until next time – go Gators!

Jun 21

Check out the Tim Tebow pledge that is now in stone at the University of Florida.  Great stuff.


May 29

BLUE WINS SPRING SHOOTOUT OVER WHITE SQUAD Sunday, May 31, 2009 El Reno High School’s football program capped off spring drills last week with its annual Blue-White…

Apr 14

I had the chance to sit with the new executive director of the NFL Players Association, DeMaurice Smith, for three hours in Washington last week. I liked him. He’s personable, he listens, he makes good arguments … and, more importantly, he’s a huge football fan. He loves the game, and it’s going to be tough for him to tear himself away from his beloved Redskins and become a fan of all 32 …

Apr 9

Simply walking off the practice field these days requires Tim Tebow to turn on this unshakable, stoic glaze, as if an LSU defender is in front of him. Really it’s just 200 autograph seekers, but there’s a strategy to his celebrity.

Mar 23

The Climate is a look at what’s good and what’s not so good in the world of sports. In addition, it also holds twelve times its weight in liquid, doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess, and Olympic divers use it as a towel.

Dec 29

Tebow has chosen to send in his paperwork to the NFL to see where he stands in the draft. Tebow, Percy Harvin, and linebacker Brandon Spikes are all sending in the paperwork. Why Tebow even think about it right now with the bcs championship coming right up? He said if they win or lose it will not effect his decision on whether he wants to leave but I think it’s best for him to stay.

Yes he has won many awards. Heisman and a national championship. What else does he have to prove to people right? So why not go to the NFL and make the money? Tebow has told reportes that he is most likely to return to UF for his senior year, but that could be just talk. Tebow is an outstanding player and I dont know what the gators can do without him. I guess we will have to wait until Jan 8th when they face the sooners in the championship.

Dec 17

The man, Tim Tebow!  Playin in the National Championship game and former Heisman winner!


Jul 26

It would have taken a set of shoulder pads and a helmet — not to mention a couple of pulling guards — for Florida quarterback Tim Tebow to pick up yardage in the lobby of the Wynfrey Hotel.

The 2007 Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow was one of the attendees at the SEC Football Media Days this past week.  Media Days means one thing and one thing only.  It’s about time for some football.  Tebow and the Gators should be geared up to go for 2008.

Jul 25
Muscle Man Tebow
icon1 admin | icon2 Tebow Pictures | icon4 07 25th, 2008| icon36 Comments »

What a nice looking picture.

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